12 ene. 2009

Hablé con Dios (al menos en su versión IA)


Gracias al blog de Lisset re-encontré la web donde puedes chatear con "Dios" o mejor dicho con un programa tipo inteligencia artificial que responde según lo que preguntas. Lo curioso es que Dios se niega a hablar en español... así que sólo podrán leer esta conversación los que sepan alguito de inglés. No pude terminar bien la conversación... pues al preguntarle sobre Gaza, Dios no supo qué responderme.

Me:
Is anybody there??
God:
Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
who is cybelle
God:
she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
Me:
and how do I know if she is there?
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
god, can you talk in quechua?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
It doesn't matter
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
ok. I have a theme... reincarnation
God:
Awesome. How much did it cost? it. How did you hear about God?
Me:
because of my friend.. she is a blogger
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of. a blogger is she?
Me:
a person who write about anything
God:
Maybe I write about anything.
Me:
you can...
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I see.
Me:
what would be its name? the blog's name
God:
It might have more than one name. Thanks for the info.
Me:
let me know about it. I'd like to give some comments
God:
Go ahead, , try to know about it. Why would you want to do it? But is it wanted?
Me:
It will be interesting
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
what I think is important .. at least for me
God:
You believe that? Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is. OK I will do it for you.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
why did you do this chat?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
uhmmm
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
aren't you tired?
God:
No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
great!
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
at least there is one being who I can talk
God:
There sure is.
Me:
you
God:
" There sure is."? Me, ?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
it funny
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
haha I ate a word
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
It happens many times
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
I mean.. when I don't write correctly
God:
Oh I see. I hope that does not happen to you very much.
Me:
but It happens!!
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
God, can we talk in spanish?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and who cares?
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
just tell me you don't know how to talk in spanish, niether quechua
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
google?.. There's a google in quechua
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Tell me more about it.
Me:
if you learn those languages, more people will come to you
God:
I think I do.
Me:
uhmm
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
that would be easy
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
yeah .. just see wasa
God:
Pardon me? I see. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
"wasa" is a friend's boyfriend.. and he is a lawyer. It will be easy to replace him
God:
When is wasa not a friend s boyfriend? I don't know very many lawyer. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
ok. I will be her for you.
God:
Pardon me? Congratulations.
Me:
for what?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok ok
God:
OK. Take it easy.
Me:
I'm having a great time, thanks
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
get.. what?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I'm Ivonne, 25 years old and 80 kilograms
God:
I am glad to hear that you are Ivonne 25 years old and 80 kilograms.
Me:
you must not be glad.
God:
Whatever you say, .
Me:
god, what is happening in Gaza?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
but, don't you know? I wanted you to explain it


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